"Steven Lang" (StevenLang)
01/22/2018 at 14:43 • Filed to: None
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"Steven Lang" (StevenLang)
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When canned car reviews and boring as fuck news stories won’t do, you’ll have me to thank.
Enjoy!
Eric @ opposite-lock.com
> Steven Lang
01/22/2018 at 15:02 |
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All of this is proof that our saving the stupid from themselves has polluted the gene pool and created a deep, dark, muddy bottom that really needs to be drained off.
farscythe - makin da cawfee!
> Steven Lang
01/22/2018 at 15:05 |
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welp.... didnt wanna be a car dealer before... still dont...
just keep those bloody customers far away from my dark little corner of the work floor
LOREM IPSUM
> Steven Lang
01/22/2018 at 15:09 |
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“How often have you used the glovebox? Is the glovebox fully operational? How about the headliner? And the driver’s side cupholder. Do all the cupholders work? Do you have a Carfax? Good. How many owners?”
Guaranteed they were calling about a bmw. Likely an e38 or e39.
WilliamsSW
> Steven Lang
01/22/2018 at 15:14 |
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good stuff!
promoted by the color red
> Steven Lang
01/22/2018 at 15:48 |
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Ahhh I’ve helped friends find suitable cars and more often than not it’s like IDK. I love these people, but I’m gong to need more to go on than “I want a blue car for $20,000" since they don’t seem interested in a 996-era Porsche 911.
shop-teacher
> Steven Lang
01/22/2018 at 18:21 |
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Great read. I already knew I didn’t want to be a car dealer, but now I know it even more.
Land_Yacht_225
> Steven Lang
01/22/2018 at 20:13 |
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I just hate being a salesman.
A conversation I had today about a pre-owned Silverado:
Customer: ...and what color was it again?
Me: It’s white sir. Summit white.
C: I, I see. And it’s a double cab, right? I want a double cab.
M: Yes, it is a double cab with a standard bed.
C: Great. And what color was it?
M: White sir. A white double cab standard bed.
C: It doesn’t have a short bed, does it? I want the extended cab for the standard bed.
M: Yes, it has a standard bed because it is an extended cab.
C: And what color is the interior?
M: Black leather, Mr. Customer.
C: Now I told you I have to have leather. Is it a leather interior?
M: Yes. It is leather, and it is black in color.
C: Fantastic. And what color is the interior?
Me: The interior is black...
This went on for some additional time regarding the fact that it was a V8 and two wheel drive and had heated seats, etc, etc. I think people may shut down higher brain function when buying a car.